Just a Thought?

Angel Soft toilet-paper. There's got to be something criminal about naming a toilet paper that. What are they trying to imply? "Got the winter-time drip? Out of tissue? Wipe that snot on an angel!" or, "Angel Soft toilet-paper! It's like wiping your ass with an angel!" or "Angel Soft toilet-paper! It's like having an angel wipe your ass for you. Feel like The King of Hosts!"
I'm not sure, but whenever that's my option in the bathroom I can't help but wonder if the angels in the vicinity are laughing nervously or wishing that they existed so that they could kick my ass instead of me wiping it on their effigy.
I recommend generic brands of TP for your ass-wiping needs. Try that Walgreen's stuff. That way you wont offend anyone or anything.