opiate of the asses

sorry. i just get angry at things that don't exist. i'm the crazy one...
i don't really have devil's horns.
the argumentative cunts gesturing wildly on each of my shoulders do though.
wait! no! i wanna go to the picnic! aw, man....
my hell's hotter than yours!
Steven Wright: if heat rises............................. then heaven's probably hotter than hell...........