A Public Service Announcement from the resident Cybertard

The laptop that I usually type on is having difficulties.
If I knew how to fix it myself then I'd be a better man. I feel like a lonely termite chewing a mindless network of tunnels through a dictionary printed in Greek.
Without help from a tech-savvy pal or a beam of insight gained from my desperate fumbling about I will be without an internet connection. No more blogging...